My Bride Made Me Drink Piss

On the day of the wedding, my fiancee, Bianca Newton, approached me with a bright smile, handing me a glass of wine.

I drank it down in one gulp.

Suddenly, her male best friend, Xander Lynch, raised his phone and burst out laughing.

"See! I told you this idiot wouldn't even notice that it was my piss! Pay up, everyone! Don't forget to follow my account! Pay up!"

I started puking uncontrollably, but Bianca merely looked at me with disgust. I demanded that Xander apologize, yet Bianca placed herself in front of him and stopped me.

"It was just a joke! Why are you taking it so seriously?"

At the same time, Xander said smugly, "Come on, say hello to the views in my livestream! Tell them how it feels to drink piss!"

I smashed a wine bottle right on his head.

Bianca demanded that I kneel and apologize to him. Then, she hurriedly escorted Xander to the hospital, still in her wedding gown.

Looking at the wedding venue in utter chaos, I calmly took my phone out and dialed a number.

"Are you interested in marrying me?"

The wine bottle smashed onto Xander Lynch's head. Blood, mixed with wine, trickled down his forehead.

The entire wedding venue fell into pin-drop silence as the guests stared at us with bated breath, not daring to make a single sound.

Everyone in Port Town knew that Xander was Bianca Newton's best friend and that no one was to touch him, not even me.

Clutching his forehead, Xander glared at me.

"Damn it! It was just a joke! Did you really have to do that?

"Bianca, it really hurts!"

The next second, a slap landed right on my face.

Slap!

My cheek burned as it swelled up instantly. The diamond ring on her ring finger scraped across my skin, leaving a bloody cut.

Blood mixed with the bruising of one side of my face made me look terrifying, yet Bianca thought nothing of it. She was looking at Xander with worry on her face.

"Wilson Fuller, have you gone mad?!"

She glared at me with contempt as if she were not the same person who had just exchanged vows with me a moment ago.

"Xander was just joking around with you! So, what if you drank a little piss just to amuse him?"

The foul smell of piss still lingered in my mouth. My stomach churned so badly that I was about to puke.

Bianca sneered at my retching expression. "You can stop with your act! Apologize to Xander at once! Don't stand there and disgust everyone!"

I picked up a glass of water and gargled my mouth. The weird stench had disappeared a little.

Xander clutched his forehead, saying weakly, "Bianca, I was just trying to make your wedding even more lively. Who would've thought that Wilson can't even differentiate between wine and piss?

"He must be targeting me on purpose! I guess we should stop contacting each other in the future.